HOLA, I'm Carol. 18. UNT. Food, Dramafever, Netflix, and sleep make up my uninteresting and completely dull life. I really miss eating my mother's Mexican food.
  • thefingerfucker:

    WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

    (Source: icehellking, via ruinedchildhood)

  • foreverpruned:

    black-american-queen:

    dapenguinninja:

    giddytf2:

    gyrojojo:

    leylatimur:

    yeeees

    why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?

    and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong

    Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both

    i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

    Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

    ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world

    although perhaps a bit too literal

    Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

    I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

    you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”

    (Source: tybalt-tisk, via oknope)

  • timecannotberewritten:

    ueaq:

    "when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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    (via squidyword)

  • relatetable:

    asvprock:

    When the bae lets you put it in her butt

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    (via strangeparkings)

  • kenyatta:

    sandandglass:

    A Republican political ad targeted at women.

    I snorted.

    (via squidyword)

  • spunkydads:

    the problem with rich people is that i am not one

    (Source: unchichi, via perks-of-being-chinese)